-how stede tends to sleep on his back, which i’m pretty sure is just the biggest open invitation for ed to sleep cuddled up on his chest, snuggled impossibly close
Literally all I think about
I see the vision
Their like two haves of a pb&j abandoned on the counter and waiting to be joined again 😭
Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles
Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Alternatively:
There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining
There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.
How many different ways can you write this one trope.
There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.
My sleep deprived ass:
OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF
😹😹😹
There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.
Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:
There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe
There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.
My OT3-loving ass:
There was only one bed.
It turned out to be a defective Murphy bed and it trapped them in the wall.
Crack fic fans:
This entire thread is delightful
There was only one bed.
Character A does not want to sleep in the bed with Character B because, despite being in love with Character B, Character A will not let himself be happy because of all that he’s done. Character B insists that they sleep in the same bed because of Character A’s back. Character A sleeps on the floor because he’s either doing that or leaving.
Character B has a nightmare and Character A comforts them in their sleep.
My angsty miscommunication loving ass:
#oao anyone? Ticks ALL these boxes. @colgatebluemintygel this one’s just for you xx
I’m thinking about Ed at the beginning of episode 7 and how he was getting ready to leave. I’m imagining that maybe the night before he tried making one last pass at Stede, one last try to see if Stede was interested, but still nothing. And Ed is being so blatant now, even more so than he had been with the “Run me through” thing and yet still no response from Stede. And Ed thinks that Stede can’t possibly be this oblivious, he must be ignoring it on purpose as a way of letting Ed down gently. So Ed gives a subtle “message received” and starts thinking about leaving.
Ed’s words the next morning make so much sense and hold so much weight in this context. “ Prepare for the next adventure… I can’t stay around here forever. Besides, a ship has only one captain.” Ed got rejected last night and so now he’s making plans to move on.
Stede’s response (after a brief interruption from Roach) seems clear too. “Hey, listen, don’t feel as though you need to rush out on my account. I mean, we’re all enjoying your company here.” He’s letting Ed know that just because he rejected him that doesn’t mean he’s running him off. He’s not going to make Ed leave or kick him out of the friend group.
This leads to Ed’s last response of this interaction. “Mate, I know, I know. Me too. Uh, just, you know, I’ve stayed longer than I figured I would, and I just wasn’t built for sitting idle, man.” This is a polite fiction they’re sharing in, an excuse for Ed to leave and get the space he needs without making Stede out to be the bad guy or forcing Ed to make himself vulnerable by admitting how much the rejection hurt him.
Stop. Rewind. The night before, Ed expressed his interest in Stede in a way that was very blatant IF you speak queer-coded gay subtext. Stede does not speak that language; he’s never had the chance to learn before. He wasn’t rejecting Ed, because he had no idea anything was on offer. So to him, Ed’s plans to leave come out of nowhere, and the only explanation he has is the “only on captain” comment, immediately reinforced by Roach being confused as to which of them is captain.
This is what Stede is actually speaking to. Don’t rush off on my account is him expressing that he, as the other captain in this two captain situation, is not bothered by it at all. And he reassures Ed the crew is fine with it too. There’s no reason Ed has to leave.
Stede recognizes Ed response as a polite lie. Of course he does; you think Stede hasn’t been subjected to hundreds, thousands, of polite dismissals in his life. Stede is too much, not enough, too soft, so weird, so boring. And to get brushed off by Ed, Stede’s first friend, the one person that he thought understood him, that’s devastating.
Stede has to keep Ed as a friend, so he does the only thing he can think to do: Be Better. It’s never worked before, but it has to work this time, so it will. Stede will Be Better.
He finds the treasure map, excited to bring Ed the next adventure he was going to go out searching for. But Ed is still brushing him off, pretending that the map isn’t real (of course it’s real! its got tatty edges!) saying he wants to take a nap. Which fine, if Ed wants to keep throwing all these polite excuses at Stede, then Stede is going to use them against him. Ed said there can only be one captain? Fine, then Stede is the captain and he’s going to make Ed come with him on this adventure to fix their friendship and prove that Stede can Be Better.
Except, stop, wait. Ed is not giving Stede the brush off. Remember, to Ed, Stede reject him last night and now Ed is expressing the desire for a little space. And even if he’s not willing to say outright that he was hurt by the rejection, in expressing the desire at all, he is implying it. And now Stede is ignoring Ed’s request for space and throwing Ed’s own vulnerability back in his face to force him to come along. What an unbelievable asshole move.
Ed is pissed now, of course. He’s being forced to spend time with someone who just rejected him to do something he wasn’t interested in doing at all, and he didn’t even get lunch! So he’s pissy, but it’s because Stede is being dick, so he doesn’t care who knows it.
And then Lucius calls Ed a dick. And suddenly the whole situation gets flipped. Stede put this day together for Ed, presumably because he took Ed’s comments about the next adventure and sitting idle as a serious expression of desire, and tried to deliver on that. Does Stede actually return Ed’s feelings after all? Does it matter? Stede is Ed’s friend who deeply cares about him, and that is a relationship worth preserving.
Meanwhile poor Stede is at the end of his rope. He tried to Be Better, and once again he failed. He always fails. Except now suddenly Ed has changed his mind. Does Stede know why Ed flipped scripts out of nowhere? Again, does it matter? Ed is here now, putting in the effort to engage with Stede and cheer him up. He’s Stede’s friend again; everything is going right again.
The day ends well enough that Stede is willing to reach out once more that evening. It is perhaps part apology for using Ed’s words against him earlier that day, part offer, and part request. “I don’t know if I, well agree that a ship can only have one captain.”
Ed hears the offer clearly this time, and makes one of his own, “Yes, well, I suppose if you found the absolutely two perfect people, then they could potentially…”
And then, finally, after a long day of hurt and talking past each other, now together, in every sense, they say,
